bann-3d:

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

zillybooradley:

sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night sobbing because no one will take me to funkytown

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

wheretheducksgo:

what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though

like

she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and perform 

like

did she just go to high school and date gordo and go to college with him or

what happened to lizzie mcguire 

itnernet:

you called me a bitch… a dog is a bitch…. dogs bark…… bark is on trees…trees are part of nature and nature is beautiful…so u called me beautiful….so thnx i guess but like no homo

obesealpaca:

It’d be great if I just never even found out about the internet

dancewithyouu replied to your post: dancewithyouu replied to your post: so think my…

ryan’s a nutcase. take jackie instead lolololol im funny

hilarious

vincent van gogh fuck yourself

dancewithyouu replied to your post: so think my mom will let me go to mumford and sons…

allliiiiiiiiii will gooooooooooooo

but like will you sing to every single song and i mean every single song and will you cry and sob when they get on stage because that will be me because i’ve been waiting for this moment forever

if the kids from school bail which they probably will you can chill with me because i don’t think you’d want to hang with people from my school they’re too normal

awkward spent like the last fifteen minutes doing things not homework related

so think my mom will let me go to mumford and sons except i don’t want to go with only her and another girl was like oh yeah i know a bunch of people who’d want to go let’s go and i was like yeah fun except nothing’s been done about that as far as i know and so tickets go on sale tomorrow and yeah….

thinking about posting a facebook status asking if people want to go but is it too late for that?